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Well, basically, I've changed more then I myself can believe. I've become accepted in my town as the "crazy teenager". How I've accomplished this, well... it's a short but boring story. Back in September I went and received a Mohawk. Well, a Chelsea hawk to be more specific. that was phase one. Oh, then I started dating this guy named Jordan. He's pretty amazing, but he's known for doing drugs, and somehow this small town believes that because of this, I'm crazy.
Friendships...
Anyway. When I lived in the city, I had next to no friends. I had my best friend Sarah, and Riley, whom I rarely ever saw. Then I moved to this little town. People love me here. That's being a little dramatic, They don't love me, they think I'm entertaining. I have friends, and a bit too much, because I'm not used to having to worry about one friend being upset because I hung out with another friend. Sigh, I guess I'll never learn! Any tips? I have at least twelve people that I can call amazing friends.
No point in this blog...
I honestly have no idea where this is going. I thought maybe I should let you all know that I'm actually still alive, and that I'm doing shit. Read on if you really must.
Priorities...
I'm in grade 9 now. Well, almost done it actually. I'm supposed to be going to NYC in September for a Photo-shop conference. I plan on becoming extremely focused on my art, and photography from this point on.
Love...
I've fallen in love with a guy. I've mentioned his name above so no point in introducing him. But basically, he is amazing. I know I've said it before, but he really is. I know I've said I've loved guys before, but lately I've kinda stopped believing in love. Okay, that's a lie. I believe in love as friends, family and God. But other then that, I refuse to love a guy as a boyfriend. Jordan is different. He's my best friend, he understands me so much, he almost understands me more then I do myself. I know him extremely well too, so we're equal. I won't say how long I've been with him, because it will seem silly. The other week however his mom took both of us to a really big city. Earlier that day I had an irritant in my eye, causing my eye to redden. Also, I'm extremely awkward around boyfriend's parents because I don't want to say the wrong thing. His mom thought we were both high at the time, and she thought I was avoiding her because I was high. So now she doesn't approve of me. Perfect.
I've missed you deviants!
Well, basically, I've changed more then I myself can believe. I've become accepted in my town as the "crazy teenager". How I've accomplished this, well... it's a short but boring story. Back in September I went and received a Mohawk. Well, a Chelsea hawk to be more specific. that was phase one. Oh, then I started dating this guy named Jordan. He's pretty amazing, but he's known for doing drugs, and somehow this small town believes that because of this, I'm crazy.
Friendships...
Anyway. When I lived in the city, I had next to no friends. I had my best friend Sarah, and Riley, whom I rarely ever saw. Then I moved to this little town. People love me here. That's being a little dramatic, They don't love me, they think I'm entertaining. I have friends, and a bit too much, because I'm not used to having to worry about one friend being upset because I hung out with another friend. Sigh, I guess I'll never learn! Any tips? I have at least twelve people that I can call amazing friends.
No point in this blog...
I honestly have no idea where this is going. I thought maybe I should let you all know that I'm actually still alive, and that I'm doing shit. Read on if you really must.
Priorities...
I'm in grade 9 now. Well, almost done it actually. I'm supposed to be going to NYC in September for a Photo-shop conference. I plan on becoming extremely focused on my art, and photography from this point on.
Love...
I've fallen in love with a guy. I've mentioned his name above so no point in introducing him. But basically, he is amazing. I know I've said it before, but he really is. I know I've said I've loved guys before, but lately I've kinda stopped believing in love. Okay, that's a lie. I believe in love as friends, family and God. But other then that, I refuse to love a guy as a boyfriend. Jordan is different. He's my best friend, he understands me so much, he almost understands me more then I do myself. I know him extremely well too, so we're equal. I won't say how long I've been with him, because it will seem silly. The other week however his mom took both of us to a really big city. Earlier that day I had an irritant in my eye, causing my eye to redden. Also, I'm extremely awkward around boyfriend's parents because I don't want to say the wrong thing. His mom thought we were both high at the time, and she thought I was avoiding her because I was high. So now she doesn't approve of me. Perfect.
I've missed you deviants!
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Hello there. ( I still love you baby!)
5 min read
Dear Jordan
I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastery.
I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me with mr and mrs Bush, and I saw you sit on The crazy monk.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm a clone
Im sending back the pictures of Portugal, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I informed the psychiatrist about a new life as a clone.
go to hell, Kyra
Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister
2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy
3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush
4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out
5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk
6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited
7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks
8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box
9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades
10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked
11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek
12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.
I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastery.
I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me with mr and mrs Bush, and I saw you sit on The crazy monk.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm a clone
Im sending back the pictures of Portugal, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I informed the psychiatrist about a new life as a clone.
go to hell, Kyra
Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister
2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy
3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush
4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out
5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk
6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited
7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks
8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box
9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades
10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked
11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek
12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.
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Hullo
1 min read
Okays. i am KyraIsHot
i have decided to make a new account. due to some stalker pervs. i will be informing all my waters on that account that i am doing this. don't worry i won't forget about you! just add this account and i will add you hokays it's all settled!
i have decided to make a new account. due to some stalker pervs. i will be informing all my waters on that account that i am doing this. don't worry i won't forget about you! just add this account and i will add you hokays it's all settled!
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